A mysterious Redditor going by the alias “20141220” claims that tonight, at 10:50 PM EST, a massive solar event will result in the world losing all power for several years. The end of the world will come at 11/10 Central, or likely won’t, since this is just some random, sub-NoSleep Reddit hoax. Or IS IT? (It is not).
I have long chronicled the absurdities of the conspiracy theorist movement here on the Space Lizard Report. I’ve covered 9/11 truthers who think a viral ad is real, blurry bald people being mistaken for alien Voldemorts, and a very, very high Youtuber who believes every war is a hoax. I’ve looked at people who think feminism is a conspiracy and the delusional nerds of GamerGate, who see everything as feminist “censorship” of video games. How the Moon is a hologram. And also whatever the hell this is.
They’ve taken over all world leaders. The Queen of England. Barack Obama. Zlatan Ibrahimović. They control the media, but I’d like to reassure you that it’s not a racist thing. My followers may make it a racist thing, but to me it’s just reptilians. Horrible reptilians.
If you don’t believe me, then just witness my patented process to PROVE someone is a secret reptilian. Continue reading