I have long chronicled the absurdities of the conspiracy theorist movement here on the Space Lizard Report. I’ve covered 9/11 truthers who think a viral ad is real, blurry bald people being mistaken for alien Voldemorts, and a very, very high Youtuber who believes every war is a hoax. I’ve looked at people who think feminism is a conspiracy and the delusional nerds of GamerGate, who see everything as feminist “censorship” of video games. How the Moon is a hologram. And also whatever the hell this is.
They’ve taken over all world leaders. The Queen of England. Barack Obama. Zlatan Ibrahimović. They control the media, but I’d like to reassure you that it’s not a racist thing. My followers may make it a racist thing, but to me it’s just reptilians. Horrible reptilians.
If you don’t believe me, then just witness my patented process to PROVE someone is a secret reptilian.
Here we have a typical image of a world leader. Looks human, right? Bold. Strong. Sexy. A real leader of men.
Look at these anomalies. I think they speak for themselves. This photo requires further analysis.
Let’s start applying my process to his image to see the true image underneath:
Verdict: REPTILIAN. Look at his eyes and his mouth and his pointed, reptilian chin. Human faces don’t look like that!
So here we have a powerful world leader, revealed as a reptilian alien out to sabotage the world.
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