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The Week in Conspiracy Theories: Top Minds Explore The Satanic Origins of Feminism, Islamophobia Down Under and More!

Feminism: A Secret Freemason Plot?

Via r/conspiratard comes this jumble of run-on sentences alleging that Feminism is a Rockefeller/Rothschild/Satanist/Freemason conspiracy to make sure the state raises children, not parents.

56561954Feminism is a cruel hoax, telling women their natural biological instincts are “socially constructed” to oppress them. It is elite social engineering designed to poison male-female relations – divide and conquer. By promoting Feminism, the state is able to gain the allegiance of women to promote more government control. Their twin objectives are depopulation and totalitarian world government. Research it so you can believe your own eyes. IT’S A TRAP! IT’S A SET UP!

 

To be a Freemason, in most lodges you have to be two things:

  1. A man
  2. Religious (usually Christian)

But let’s not dwell on those facts. Let’s instead dwell on this site’s bizarre images:

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Women! They have eyes! The All-Seeing Eye. Money. Government. Women making a hand symbol! Three of them! Looks like three sixes. ARE WOMEN A FREEMASON-ILLUMINATI-SATANIST PLOT!??? Of course! IT ALL MAKES SENSE NOW! (more…)

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One Year Ago, the Chicago fuckin’ Cubs Pulled Some Illuminati Shit, or Something?

Yesterday the Milwaukee Brewers played the Chicago Cubs and lost, blowing their long-held lead in their division in the last stretch because of course they did.

But a Godlike Productions poster is here to remind us that one year ago, something altogether more sinister happened in Milwaukee.

On June 26, 2013, the Chicago Cubs vs Milwaukee Brewers game was on live on Chicago’s WGN network.
The guy in this YT video below was the first to catch the moment thru his DVR.

The date was a significant one: it was the 194th birthday of Abner Doubleday, the proclaimed Father of Baseball who invented the game. What was really interesting too was the location: the Miller Park Stadium in Milwaukee is right off Interstate 94 or I-94 (194)blink!

During a baseball game, a page of symbols appeared. Satanic symbols like pentagrams, all-seeing eyes…plus the Hammer & Sickle and fleur-de-lis.

The poster goes on to say:

Interesting clip from a 1999 episode of The Simpsons…

A clip from The Simpsons! That…proves…???

The baseball itself has a DOUBLE INFINITY design, also as the number 88, which has been showing up lately since this year’s Super Bowl.

Oh my god, the seams on this ball are ILLUMINATI SYMBOLISM!

No way this image is serious. But even it isn’t, I don’t doubt that the poster believes it sincerely.

Good read here…

The Masonic Ritual of Baseball

– The Square and the Compass
– The Checkerboard
– Numerology
The numerology aspect of baseball is something to look at closely because it relates directly to the sacred numbers. You will notice that almost all numbers related to baseball are multiples or divisors of 9.

3 strikes
3 outs
9 fielding positions
9 innings
27 outs per game
81 homes games
81 games on the road

Here’s what those studied in the occult have to say about the occult kabbalistic ritual of Baseball:

The Masons and the Illuminati have a dastardly plan and they chose to reveal it…via the Chicago Cubs and Milwaukee Brewers? What’s next, a message from the reptilians at a Jaguars-Titans game? Is this the Illuminati equivalent of dumping news you want buried on a Friday afternoon?

Why do these conspiracy theories always revolve around shitty teams, anyway? The Cubs haven’t won the World Series in 106 years, but obviously they’re part of a conspiracy that secretly controls the world! And the Vancouver Canucks rule Canada.

THE SACRIFICE FLY

The BATTER at home plate is actually the BAITER, and like BAIT, as the BATTER hits the Ball, the masses get hooked in the excitement and just like MAGIC… lend their intense focus and energy to this kabbalistic ritual. There is no way that the coming world devastation could ever come to fulfillment without the use of mass media and the luciferian kabbalistic rituals we call sports, religious gatherings, political rallies and elections, and just general entertainment. All this had to be put in place first, or none of the killing and natural disasters could ever be accomplished on a worldwide scale, and still be undetected as to who is responsible for them. This is symbolized in the Caduceus of Hermes, or the Caduceus of Mercury medical symbol, where we see two snakes intertwining around a pole with wings that represent the spirit of god. It is this SION serpent, which again is the ZION serpent that is the Serpent of duality that is the driving force behind all sporting events and the Olympic games.

To this type of person, everything must have secret occult meaning. Baseball’s not a game, it’s an arcane ritual meant to brainwash us! And what better vehicle for brainwashing than a game that’s notoriously declining in popularity?

And the devastation of the world shall, as always, fool everyone except for some random person on the internet who believes they’re a genius and the only one to figure everything out.

The game on the diamond was played out so that the accuser(pitcher) could not rule over man, but the law would. The accuser stands upon the mound 66 gilgul, or the place of the skulls. This is also the same spot as the masonic “G” in the square and compass design. So the accuser stands in the place of God or “Grand Architect” as the masons call it. The accuser’s dominion is the cycles of birth and rebirth, or if you are counting, 60 feet 6 inches. The accuser stands upon the mound to split the accused(batter) in two. He is trying to rule over the batter by accusing the batter. The accusation splits the batter in two.

What?

To understand this better, Jesus stands before Pilate, and Pilate gives the crowd a choice, Jesus, King of the jews, or Joshua Bar Abbas, Jesus son of the father. It’s the same person, there is no other person there. What Pilate did is make the crowd choose, thereby giving himself authority over the death of Jesus. The fact is Pilate split the name in two to create that duality to use the power of death against Jesus. He accused him and split him in two.

What??

Back to baseball. The accuser is there to split the batter in two. The baseball represents the pod, or the Power Of Death. The BAT represents the whole of the law. And by the law the accuser is thwarted, so that he can not use the power of death, against the batter. The batter is like Job, he takes a side, but that leaves the other side unprotected. This is why the batter must be successful at least one third of the time, hence three strikes and you are out. When the batter takes a side, he is unprotected and the accuser will surely broadside him, this is why the bat protects the other side. With the breakdown of the law, the accuser finds his weakness and exploits it to make him fear the limit of death, and make him believe he has power over his life. To get away from the accusing finger of the pitcher, and the judgement of his side, the batter must hit the ball (pod) or power of death, where the accuser is not. Now the Ball represents the power of death. Death only get’s it’s power from your belief in it.

What?!?!

Maya Angelou will not attend the 2014 MLB Beacon Awards Luncheon, where she will be honored.

Major League Baseball cited “health reasons” Friday in saying the 86-year-old won’t make it to the May 30 event in Houston before the annual Civil Rights Game.

Angelou canceled an event last month in Fayetteville, Arkansas, because she was recovering from an “unexpected ailment” that sent her to the hospital.

The caged bird who helped free the minds of racist America: Poet Maya Angelou is found dead aged 86 after final prophetic tweet

Maya Angelou, the groundbreaking poet and author who inspired millions of Americans with her moving memoirs and works of fiction, is dead at 86.

A caretaker found Angelou dead at her home in Winston-Salem, North Carolina, on Wednesday morning when she arrived to check on the ailing poet.

My god, it’s so clear now! A dying Maya Angelou didn’t skip out on an event due to her health. Major League Baseball had her murdered because…?

Further replies continue to grasp for straws. The trailer for the now-forgotten movie Million Dollar Arm is cited as…nothing; no context is given.

Those wondering if all of baseball is in bed with the Illuminati or not should note that the author freaks out about the Brewers and Cubs playing the day she posted this.

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So it’s specifically the Cubs and Brewers that are in with the nebulous conspiracy. Is this a local midwestern conspiracy, or just a poorly planned one?

Imagine the discussion. “Alright, gang. I’ve decided what sports teams to invite into our world-spanning conspiracy. First we capture the Chicago Cubs, Toronto Maple Leafs, Milwaukee Bucks, and Cleveland Browns! Then we’ll go across the pond and recruit Sunderland, Newcastle and the entire English national team! We’ll be ruling the world in no time with this brilliant scheme!”

In 1987, in Chicago, an unknown person hijacked PBS’ feed during an episode of Doctor Who.

What was the meaning behind it? Nothing. There was no conspiracy burying messages in episodes of Doctor Who, and there’s no conspiracy hiding their symbols in a Cubs-Brewers game. What we’re looking at here is likely just some employee of WGN pulling a prank. But internet types who look for meaning in everything saw meaning in it, as they are wont to do.

Above: The finale of the Illuminati’s secret plan.