In Which Regressive Dudes Blame A Pandemic on Women Nebulously Existing

What caused coronavirus? Many would tell you it spread to humans from a wet market in Wuhan, China, likely from a bat. The President of the United States would incoherently claim it’s possibly a bioweapon, I don’t know, we can’t rule it out (spoiler: we can) and then start rambling about how Obama did it. His fiercest rival would tell you that you know, Corn Pop down at the city pool told him to wear an onion on his belt to ward off the consumption, and that’s what we have to do with Iran.

What I’m saying is: America, perhaps a bad country?

But one of Reddit’s TOP MINDS has the answer. The true cause of the pandemic are FEEEEEEMALES thinking they can do science. With their LADY BRAINS.

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Blaming a global pandemic on feminism is so Reddit it hurts, and this take in particular comes from one of Reddit’s GamerGate subs, since that’s still a thing in the hellworld of 2020. You may think that our friend pulled this from his ass – but in fact, he has profound evidence for his theory.

See, the doctor who studied bat coronavirii…was FEEEEEMALE. Obviously she must be a diversity hire, despite having a PhD in virology, and, y’know, China not having any major feminist movement and being an authoritarian state whose policy on ethnic and cultural minorities is hardly progressive.

But if she’s not an incompetent FEEEMALE hired by the wicked feminists of the Chinese Communist Party who let COVID-19 out because she was too busy having her period or something to do math, the only other option is clearly that she let it out deliberately. The woman who studied bats and compiled a database of bat diseases and studied potential treatments either can’t do her job or can only do it villainously. Clearly.

Our intrepid truthteller goes on to say: “I’m honestly disappointed. Everyone defaulted to variations of calling me an incel rather than disproving my point. You’re kind of proving it by your lack of counter arguments”, and presumably would also like you to know that you are the one that is owned, not him, and he is not a incel just because he spends his days posting online about how women don’t have the lobes for science and/or are wicked temptresses, releasing diseases out in the world, possibly to impress some bad boy they’re sleeping with instead of him, who would treat her right, actually.

Looking at our anonymous hero’s history, they also attack the new Star Wars films’ writer for celebrating Women’s Day, write off James Bond for asking Billie Eilish to do the theme, calls Pewdiepie a cuck, and post regularly to “just legbeard thing”, which opposes women attacking one specific type of angry nerd guy by attacking every woman who has ever and will ever live for their dastardly woman-being. Personally in quarantine I took up drawing & started playing through all the childhood games I never finished but you do you I guess

Some Long-Awaited Obituaries

A short list of garbage fire conspiracy horseshit banned or deplatformed since I last posted:

  • Alex Jones’ Infowars was banned from everywhere but Twitter after years of harassing shooting victim’s families and being general shitheads, and then banned on Twitter when Alex Jones yelled at the CEO. Oddly, Infowars-adjacent Paul Joseph “afraid of a bean” Watson videos remain.
  • Reddit banned all QAnon subs, including r/GreatAwakening, and quarantined incel & MRA subs like r/theredpill and r/braincels (where the users of banned sub r/incels fled), and quarantined, but oddly did not ban, white supremacist subs.
  • And just now, MRA haven Return of the Kings has gone on “hiatus” after losing ad revenue.

Good job, guys! Maybe next time repulsive fringe communities will be banned before they have a chance to fester, leading to years of harassment, violence and four to eight years of an outright fascist President.