Can Noted Bad Author Dean Koontz See the Future, Like a Modern Cassandra Who Writes One Book Over And Over (Though Odd Thomas Was Alright)?

In 1981 Dean Koontz released a novel called The Eyes of Darkness. It was the prolific horror/thriller author’s thirty-fourth novel in a career that was thirteen years old, and the second of two Koontz novels in 1981 alone; it fit into a late-70s/80s boom period for Koontz after years of forgotten, and now out of print, genre work, and would later be republished after Koontz became a institution, churning out novel after novel about good men and their good dogs fighting bland horror-hriller foes.

(I remember Odd Thomas being okay, though?)

But one man sees through Koontz’ bland writing and formulaic plots to the truth. For you see, Koontz is no mere mid-list horror author whose career somehow survived the demise of the 80s horror boom. He is a PROPHET. A modern Cassandra, whose words were not heeded in 1981, to the doom of us all.

Twitter user Nick Hinton may have been, judging by his Twitter name being ‘nickhintonn‘, the second Nick Hinton to join Twitter, but he’s the first to crack the code about the Koontz code, the hidden prophecies and revelations hidden in middling early 80s horror novels. Wither the Streiber code?

In The Eyes of Darkness, scientists develop a bioweapon called Wuhan-400. The name Li Chen is circled; looking up “Li Chen Wuhan” brings up articles about this supposed “prophecy”, seemingly because there is a whistleblower doctor in Wuhan named Li, a surname shared with a measly 92 million other people in mainland China alone. Truly a prophet at work here.

You’ll note some differences between the real coronavirus and the novel’s bioweapon. For instance, one is a virus and the other is a fictional bioweapon with absolutely no similarities with the real virus beside the name. The South China Morning Post proposed some theories as to why Koontz placed the virus’ creation point in Wuhan; the city’s central position transit-wise, or its status as a center for scientific research, information “smart, savvy authors” and Dean Koontz could use to make a story convincing.

Of course, he didn’t set the story in Wuhan.

According to Snopes, this image of the book describing a Wuhan-created virus isn’t fake per se. But it doesn’t tell the entire story. You see, in 1981, The Eyes of Darkness mirrored the Cold War by calling the virus Gorki-400 and turning it into a plot by the dastardly Ruskies. At some point after December 26th 1991, Koontz rewrote the book to update its xenophobia, which is hilarious to me? And here on February 21st 2020, I wrote this post mainly to make fun of highly successful author Dean Koontz.

On Twitter you can find people citing this as PROOF of predictive programming, or reality being a simulation, like the Matrix in the classic transgender coming out story The Matrix.  As usual the exact mechanism of this prediction goes unexplored. Can Dean Koontz see the future? Did someone leak a rising horror author Chinese government secrets from 40 years in the future in 1981? Did you know 1981 is nearly 40 years ago?

On r/conspiracy the story gained some traction, but not enough as transphobia or a post about how the media is fake because Michelle Obama won a Grammy for an audiobook; dare I look in the comments at r/conspiracy?

No. I’m tired, good night

The World’s First Anti-Propaganda Search Engine Places Users in The Biggest Echo Chamber Ever

Mike Adams, the Health Ranger, runs the website Natural News. It’s exactly what it sounds like. When we last saw him, he was calling all non-conspiracy theorists mentally retarded and compared pro-GMO journalists to Nazis and said people had a “moral right” to kill them. Now he’s created a innovative new search engine, a new idea that disrupts a industry by ensuring that you will never again see new ideas.

“For the last six months, I have been working hard on the development of a breakthrough search engine that will finally offer a credible search alternative to the NSA-funded, surveillance-state search engines currently dominating the web.”

This new search engine will keep you from seeing the propaganda that you will see anywhere but my website. You can trust the Health Ranger, because my site isn’t LITERALLY a NSA-funded scheme to spy on you.

“Next week, I’ll be opening the webmaster URL submit page for the world’s first independent, anti-propaganda search engine that filters out corporate propaganda and government disinformation.”

The first search engine that makes sure you don’t have to see any ideas that you don’t agree with. For too long, the denizens of the internet have had to suffer through seeing people who don’t think the same as them. Well, no more! In the past, you might have avoided ever, ever leaving your personal echo chamber by only going to garbage sites like Natural News for your news. This will automate the process. Never be challenged again!

“Uniquely, this independent search engine either bans or flags (with a warning) all corporate propaganda and government disinfo websites. Just as Google flags search result URLs containing malicious code that can infect your computer, we will flag search result URLs containing malicious propaganda that can infect your mind.”

I wonder what propaganda the brave Health Ranger will keep from infecting our mind? It must be pretty awful

“This means you won’t find the CDC’s vaccine propaganda dominating search results, for example.”

It’s the CDC. The CD-fuckin’-C. Their “vaccine propaganda”, otherwise known as “science”, will stop dominating search results. They’re given undue weight, just because they’re “accurate”. This is LITERALLY oppression.

“Instead, you’ll find a universe of independent websites that have been suppressed, censored or outright banned by Google.”

A universe of websites not found easily on Google, just because they might start ranking sites by accuracy and Natural News would be somewhere on page 9,975,256 in any search.

“Google’s search results are now determined by each page’s so-called “factiness” — a new algorithm that punishes all content which disagrees with official sources such as the criminally operated CDC, the pharma-controlled science journals, and biotech-infiltrated universities.”

They rank pages based on “factiness”, a horrible algorithm that punishes content just because it disagrees with sources that “know what they’re talking about”.

“This shift effectively makes Google a real-life Ministry of Truth that censors the truth and promotes corporate propaganda (and government disinfo), all while spying on you to boot.”

In my first post on the Health Ranger, I proposed Space Lizard’s Law: if you live in a country where you can freely compare the government to 1984, then you aren’t living in 1984.

Google is just like the Ministry of Truth. It censors the truth – except it doesn’t do anything to stop competing search engines from existing. It doesn’t torture you if you use Bing, since (insult Bing joke here). Its “propaganda” is judging, objectively, whether facts are true. Google has zero power to force you to use Google, so of course it’s like the propaganda arm of a dystopian dictatorship.

“Think about it: Google heavily promotes Wikipedia, a discredited disinfo and defamation website largely edited by corporate-funded trolls hiding behind anonymity. Even though Wikipedia was co-founded by a “porn king” and carried child porn imagery on its site, Google gives it high rankings while punishing the independent media websites that actually publish the truth.”

One of my favorite things about Wikipedia is Googling (oh no, the Ministry of Truth is going to get me for making their trademark generic!!!) some alternative medicine topic and the first result being a Wikipedia article that outright calls it pseudoscience. I won’t get into the bizarre attack on Jimmy Wales. He’s apparently unreliable because he ran a porn site and covered it up – except it’s mentioned on his Wikipedia page and has its own extensive page. That’s like shredding documents in a copier.

Remember, though: you can’t find the truth out there. You can only find the truth in here. Only I, the Health Ranger, speak the truth. Trust me. TRUST ME AND ME ALONE. I’m sure there were similar speeches given in Jonestown.
“Google also strongly favors mainstream media news sources — precisely the news outlets that spew the most blatant disinformation about everything that matters: Central Banks, government debt, politics, economics, health care, immigration, crime, culture and more.”
Google strongly favors popular, widely read media sources. CONSPIRACY!
“The day is probably not too far off when Google and Facebook ban all independent media websites.”
Strange how your site still pops up when I type in “Natural News”. They’re doing a poor job of suppressing independent websites, then, but I’m sure they’ll just all disappear one day.
“When that day comes, it’s projects like the one I’m launching that will be the last remaining portals to real journalism and independent reporting.”
But everyone will be fine with letting these alternative search engines, run by pseudoscientific health bloggers who constantly tell their followers that they are the only ones telling the truth, proliferate. Just like 1984!


What a magnificent echo chamber this will be! The main problem with social media is, no matter how tightly you construct your personal bubble, dissenting views will occasionally slip through. Now your right to never be disagreed with will be protected. Some people think they have the right to disagree with you just because they’re objectively correct. Well, no longer! Bring on the hive mind!

7 Tactics THEY use to brainwash you into not being able to astral project, or something

An opinion piece from “Humans Are Free”, whose other stories include “Billionaires and Mega-Banks are Buying Up the World’s Water”, “This Year’s Bilderberg Meeting Will Probably Discuss The Global Awakening” and “Santa Barbara Drive By Mass Shooting Hoax Exposed”. Clearly a Pulitzer-worthy news source.

The title: brainwashing

 

I love the “They” always cited by conspiracy theorists. Who is They? They is They. The site also runs the story “Maybe ‘They’ Are Not Human?” Perhaps the world is ruled by a secret cabal of Otherkin.

From birth, virtually all of us have been brainwashed through various outlets that encourage materialism, ego, subservience, control and conformity…

And as always this random blog purports to know how you’ve been brainwashed and why, as it’s always random bloggers who unravel THEIR plans.

This is just a typical article along these lines for a while, but it will later spiral out in magical new directions. Continue reading